Daily Prompt: Perspective

Write about the last disagreement you had with a friend or family member — from their perspective.

My best friend really pisses me off.

I’ve told him once. I’ve told him a hundred times. Do not be sarcastic around me. Stop posting those passive-aggressive stuff. I have my own issues to handle and if I have to bear with any more of yours, you know very well what I am capable of.

He’s such a brat. He’s a very spoiled brat. Despite being the older of the two of us, he’s so childish. And his being the youngest in their family doesn’t excuse any of his behavior.

And what’s all this “you don’t ask” stuff? Don’t I engage him enough? Maybe I engage him too much, give him too much room that I now feel suffocated. When he goes crazy, he’s really crazy. And getting crazier every time. When he goes crazy like this, I just want to leave him to whatever it is that’s possessed him. I really get fed up with him.

Then he wonders why I don’t want him around. Sometimes he’s too much to handle. If only I didn’t owe him a lot, this would all be easier.

I resent him for being right. I hate him for being wrong. He’s insufferable and insistent. Yeah I know he means well but it’s embarrassing and insulting when a virgin advises you about sex! Who gets sex advice from a virgin? Who believes sex advice from a virgin?

He’s nice and all but he just irritates me a lot.