Frankly, I don’t read music reviews ergo I can’t do this DP.
“Why can’t you pretend to be a music critic? Would that be hard?”
Yeah because, first off, I hardly criticize music—mine or anybody else’s! I intentionally avoid music reviews.
To me, it’s either I like it or I don’t. And if I’ve refused it the first time, I’ll give it another go some other time to see if it had the same effect the first time. I may begin to like it slowly or I never will. Or I only like it for certain days or moods.
But for everyone who’s going to do this, good luck!